Liar Cat

Me: Where's my dinner?

Cat : It was eaten

Me: By who?

Cat: The kittens

Me: They cant eat food yet, they're two weeks old..

Cat: That's what i told them

Me: Oh really?

Cat: They said they didn't care

Me: I see..

Cat: : I tried to stop them but they growled at me

Me: Oh?

Cat : And threw big cabbages at me

Me: Cabbages huh?

Cat: Yes, huge giant cabbages. Very scary.

Me: Stop lying.

Cat: I'm not

Me: Just tell the truth.

Cat : Ok.They didn't throw cabbages

Me: Carry on..

Cat : It was onions.