Dear Dame Helen, I recently saw you acting in The Queen. I had to watch it several times as my owner loved it a great deal. She said you are a brilliant Actor and your talent is beyond words. I am a cat who is also interested to become an Actor and was wondering if there is any possibility i can appear in your next film? I am also waiting to hear from Johnny ( Depp) but the way i see it Dame Helen, first come , first serve.
I hope you can give me a chance to star with you. I could not have been in The Queen due to those strange looking dogs - courgettes?
Anyway, I hope to hear from you soon Your Royal Dameship.
Yours,
Cat.
P.S Do you have a boyfriend?
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