Cat : Aren't you supposed to be working?
Me: I have writers block.
Cat : How big is it?
Me: Huh?
Cat : The block? Is it wooden?
Me: It's an expression
Cat : So there is no actual block?
Me: No
Cat : A building block perhaps?
Me: Huh?
Cat : Or one of those little plastic blocks with the alphabet on them?
Me: Go away.
Cat : Block of Seagulls?
Me: Huh?
Cat : Block of sheep?
Me: That's Flock!
Cat: Where are they then?
Me: What?
Cat : The sheep?
Me: Enough already!
Cat : No wonder you can't write.
Me: Huh?
Cat : All those sheep in the way.
Me: There are no sheep!!!
Cat : They probably went for a walk.
Me: Aaargh!!!
Cat : Around the block.
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