Friday, 25 February 2011

A big Fat steak

Cat : Whats for dinner?

Me: Not sure

Cat : I am very hungry

Me: I'll get your cat food

Cat : I dont want Cat food

Me: Okay...

Cat : I want a big fat juicy steak, chips, mashed potatoes, gravy and apple pie.

Me: How about a sandwich?

Cat : You don't deserve a Pet.

Me: Huh?

Cat : Ignoring all my dietary requirements..

Me: Steak is expensive.

Cat : Tell that to the RSPCA when they come get me.

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